11.N I M B Y

The city council met last night the vote was one to six Denying
access to our
town by TV's 'G.E. Smith' The Mayor cited nightmares had by his
daughter
Eileen She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the
friggin' screen
Chorus:They said no, they said no way. Not in my Back yard he
can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation If you think he's livin'
by me there's
no way G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender He
bought a house
disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders But at the party we
like to throw
for new homeowners we caught him when he couldn't play the lead
from 'Tattooed
Love Boys' Chorus A man has got the right to homestead anywhere
he can but
that just begs the question, What exactly is a man? Blond
Frankenstein with
Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify So we must live free of this
Hall & Oats
reject or die Chorus